i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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