If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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