Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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