Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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