It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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