Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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