your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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