I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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