Where is the hickey?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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