You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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