i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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