just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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