We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
