He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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