i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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