yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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