the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Found your dick twin last night
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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