East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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