I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
