I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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