So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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