one might say we're banned from that church
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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