was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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