So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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