Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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