The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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