Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.