Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?