The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.