Porn is love you can see.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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