thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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