either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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