I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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