You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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