dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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