Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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