great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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