My room smells like vodka and shame
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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