Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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