Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
high people should be assigned attendants
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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