The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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