drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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