In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
dude. I can hear the air.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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