quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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