You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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