Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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