I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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