I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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