so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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