haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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