3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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