Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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