Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
