I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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