VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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