Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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