Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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