Your dad touched me again.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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