if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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