in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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