Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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