wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Small penises have feelings too.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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