Are we in a gay sports bar?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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